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looovee thisss <3333 ;D
Lo Siento
M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.
M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.
M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.
M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.
M: Hey, baby, what’s your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
M: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What’s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
M: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore
Your Eating Hair
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